Special Thanks
2009, 2007, odd-numbered years, Ocho & Malcolm (I miss you, dogs!), Moleskin knockoffs, grape-flavored picadilly, watching streams of sports games on the internet till they take it down, Lone Star bottle caps, my new roulette system, losing roulette earlier than expected which resulted in me finishing that boring book about P.T. Barnum ahead of schedule, keeping a bottle opener in the car that came in handy when the handle broke, that ridiculous mustache contest that lasted from January till mid-March, that other Mustache thing that was just for fun because we were going to go eat that huge 5-patty, 10-slices of cheese, 1-pound of lettuce, etc., cheeseburger, the pregame October mustache, this November’s Movember mustache, quitting Facebook sort of, Mike Rowe, road trippin’ to Miami and staying in that weird apartment, free cardboard, spending time with the cousins, telling people I did the Warrior Dash on crutches, bobbleheads, New York City some of the time, whiiiite peeeeeople, Pencil Girl, Coogs’ House, four weddings and zero funerals, art projects that go unnoticed, Cash Cab, free surgery!, taking out that middle piece in Giant Jenga, the hoodlums who decided to pass up my car this time around and not throw a rock through the window, the junior drum set I got and the guy thought I was getting it for my son and I awkwardly said, “No…it’s for me,” all my real life homeboys and virtual homies and most of all, the readers who go, “tee elle semicolon dee are.”
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