Thoughts About Santa Claus

Santa Claus: The patron saint of Coca-Cola.

I think the point of Santa Claus is that once you grew up and realized that he wasn’t real, you would begin to slowly realize how awesome your parents really were.

They didn’t take the credit for you getting a hamster, it was deferred to this imaginary man. But your parents didn’t care, they just wanted to see you happy.

Sidenote: One time, my cousin was telling me how she got gift baskets from the Easter Bunny. I never got anything from the Easter Bunny in my life and I thought I was doing something wrong. If this had happened today, I probably would’ve Googled it and been sorely disappointed on many levels.

Also: Every time the Tooth Fairy came at night, the next morning, my mom would yell at me for having a messy room.

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