September & October Special Thanxes

My connect (the most important person with all due respect), natural disasters, national disasters, hurrication!, hurr-IKE-cain (you heard it here first), getting red with the Houston Rockets with the help of alcohol, pretending to know what’s going on, the duffel bag, the brown paper bag, the Nike shoe box for holding all this cash, boys, this awesome job market, the guys who broke into my car like 4 times, awkward moments in the restroom stall, to all the hustlers, and most importantly you the customers, Steve Irwin (you will be missed), thePaperoffline(.com), dinosaur costumes that give the illusion of boobies, Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, and CMS who taught the “front-right-up,” “right-up-front,” “right-top-right-top-right-top-top-right,” and “the Devil” and claimed she never got a shout out.

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