November 2008
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Thoughts About Athletes That Resemble Their Team...
Usain Bolt, breaking speeds on foot as fast as a lightning bolt. Chris Moneymaker, making money. Formerly. Until everyone found out he was a one-hit wonder. Keep trying making that money, Chris! Which means it shouldn’t take much longer until Aaron Brooks does something aquatically amazing. In a brook. Against a lake. Or the Lakers.
Nov 20th
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Thoughts about Manhunt
I imagine James Swanson was watching 24 while he was writing this book. Because every time he mentioned the time of day, there was a digital clock ticking away. And when a new section began that overlapped the section that just finished, there were split screens. And the end of every chapter ended with “beep…boop…beep…boop.” In my imagination, of course, but still. Jack Bauer would’ve killed...
Nov 15th
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Thoughts About WeffRiddles.com
Imagine the movie National Treasure or The Da Vinci Code. Now imagine if all of that took place in one room, like in Phone Booth. And that’s whatWeffRiddles.com is about. Following clues to get to the next step. The riddle’s answer goes into the url like weffriddles.com/[answer here].html. I got stuck at “26 of ‘em.”
Nov 11th
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Thoughts About NCAA
I’ve never heard of Electoral College before. Which division are they in?
Nov 5th
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September & October Special Thanxes
My connect (the most important person with all due respect), natural disasters, national disasters, hurrication!, hurr-IKE-cain (you heard it here first), getting red with the Houston Rockets with the help of alcohol, pretending to know what’s going on, the duffel bag, the brown paper bag, the Nike shoe box for holding all this cash, boys, this awesome job market, the guys who broke into my car...
Nov 2nd
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Thoughts About MTVMusic.com
Mtv has probably just realized that they’re at a point where it cannot go back to basics. Actually, they may have realized this a while back, which explains why they launched Mtv2. But now, even Mtv2 doesn’t play too much music anymore. Enter, MtvMusic.com, Mtv’s answer to your question, “Why doesn’t Mtv play music anymore, but instead, all this fake reality stuff?” Though it’s no Pop-Up Video,...
Nov 2nd